Wednesday, December 14, 2005

secret plan in order

Yes... the secret plan to destroy the world is coming into action as we speak. My evil little minions are spread out at various points across the globe and will activate themselves on my command. To do what? I cannot say for that would be against the _secret_ plan.

Prepare yourselves dear people!!

MUAAAHAHAHHAHAHA

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Evil Insane Geniuses

I like evil geniuses, they're often fun to be around (and on the right side of) but some are just mean (cough cough) But thats not important... What is important is that there are many cheese biscuits for sale... and because people dont quite understand, i will explain...

Take Two Choc Weaten biscuits (cookies for those who dont speak english (IE Americans))
Take One Slice of Cheese (kinda like milk but hard) (Preferably extremely strong cheese)
Make a "Sandwich" (like a big kahuna but with cheese instead of icecream)
Cover in melted cheese
Cover in melted chocolate
Cool so the cheese and chocolate hardens

Then dont tell anyone there is cheese in them...

Give to friends for their chocolatey enjoyment!

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Mwahahahah

ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!!!! Christmas is my favorite day cause it is on that day that the whole nations defence systems are down and I can finally put into practise my wonderful wonderful plan! The world shall bow at my brilliance before New Year! Mwahahahahahahah! Then you shall tremble before my awful wrath and plead for mercy! I LOVE this job!