Sunday, March 12, 2006

Miaow

FAT FAT FATTY!!!!!

Saturday, February 18, 2006

miaow

I had the best laid plans this side of America! They started in a church and they finished with Angelica! Oh and on that note... How are the worldwide legions going at destroying half the world?

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

secret plan in order

Yes... the secret plan to destroy the world is coming into action as we speak. My evil little minions are spread out at various points across the globe and will activate themselves on my command. To do what? I cannot say for that would be against the _secret_ plan.

Prepare yourselves dear people!!

MUAAAHAHAHHAHAHA

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Evil Insane Geniuses

I like evil geniuses, they're often fun to be around (and on the right side of) but some are just mean (cough cough) But thats not important... What is important is that there are many cheese biscuits for sale... and because people dont quite understand, i will explain...

Take Two Choc Weaten biscuits (cookies for those who dont speak english (IE Americans))
Take One Slice of Cheese (kinda like milk but hard) (Preferably extremely strong cheese)
Make a "Sandwich" (like a big kahuna but with cheese instead of icecream)
Cover in melted cheese
Cover in melted chocolate
Cool so the cheese and chocolate hardens

Then dont tell anyone there is cheese in them...

Give to friends for their chocolatey enjoyment!

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Mwahahahah

ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!!!! Christmas is my favorite day cause it is on that day that the whole nations defence systems are down and I can finally put into practise my wonderful wonderful plan! The world shall bow at my brilliance before New Year! Mwahahahahahahah! Then you shall tremble before my awful wrath and plead for mercy! I LOVE this job!

Monday, November 14, 2005

To whom it may concern...

CHEESE BISCUITS!!!!

BUY CHEESE BISCUITS!!!

THEYRE THE BESTESTEST BISCUITS EVAR!!!!!!!!!

BUY CHEESE BISCUITS!!!

Monday, November 07, 2005

George... i think we need to kill the blacks!

Dearest buddy George!

long time no see, ever since that night in Georgia where we bet up that old blind black guy! Its been about 3 months now hasnt it! wow, time does fly. Anyway i am on my way to Washington, and was wondering if you wanted to meet up and do it again... also i think you definately need to see your doctor about that rash you mentioned, although im not sure, i think your daugters definately gave you herpies... you dirty old man :)

But thats enough of me, give my regards to Libs, as i hear he is going through a rough time at the moment, Rover would have been better, but then he wouldnt have won those votes if he didnt win over all those wives of important ministers, i never know how he does it...

Hope this finds you well,

Alfred P. Wachowski
Head of The Aryan Nation
White Supremacists United Under George, 23 Oct 2005